I still pick my friends over you...

I really debated on coming on here pissed off, but figured that wouldn't change the fact that you are a lying liar, and nothing will change that.

So instead, I came up with a different post...


It's no secret that I love television.
I love DVR, and I am so happy that Austin lets me watch what I want, and record what I want.

I have one friend who watches pretty much the same things I do, and we constantly text about the next episode and we both share anxiety waiting for what's next.
I have no idea what I will do when this season is over, and I have to wait all summer!
Probably something productive, like laundry perhaps?

With that let's start off with Tuesday nights! The Originals!

First, I am still oober pissed that Rebekah left the show, but I mean when you have a super hot, amazingly charming manipulative brother, who will kill you, I mean you gotta do what ya gotta do.

Marcel and Klaus I feel will make amends, especially since, spoil alert Father Kieran (Cami's Unlce) died/was killed because he was a hexed vampire. I mean, what can ya do?

The witches have something coming to them, I mean messing with home girl that owns the casino ad teaming up with douche bag wolf, who I don't care to learn his name because I feel Elijah will eventually kill him.
I mean, I would. He's a traitor!
Oh, and those witches, shhh is gonna get real once they go after Hayley and Klaus's unborn daughter!
Everyone wants to kill the baby, but I think this baby is the only thing that will save Klaus!
I am still wondering what will happen if Caroline crosses over and finds out...that will be over as soon as it started!
Elijah clearly loves Hayley, but wont say a word, and she is just twisted thinking she's some bad mamajama kicking ass and taking names, honey, you will have a rude awakening soon!
I have no idea what will happen in the future, but I can tell you this much, that baby is going to make or break good ol New Orleans!

Next up is Thursday nights: My busiest nights of television!
The Vampire Diaries, aka the reason my number one show has started.

I feel like not much can be said right now.
So much has happened, and so much is still happening.
Endzo is dead, and Damon will most likely turn off his humanity and go all ripper on us.
That was his best friend, whats a guy to do?
These travelers have Tyler hostage, and I have no idea what is going on with any of that nonsense.
It's so twisty and hard to keep up!
Bonnie is probably going to really die, and these other witches will too, they just cause to much drama, and you don't know who they are really playing for.

Next up, Greys Anatomy!

April, don't shove your beliefs on Jackson, he will come around if he wants too!
Now your knocked up, and pissed that he has money...and spends it...get over it!!
Meredith and Derek have nothing to interesting going on.

Richard and Katherine----girlfriend you really messed that up didn't you?!
Fix it, and fix it fast!
I will be so mad if this is Alex's last season, I have high hopes for him and Jo and this can't possibly be the end.

They just showed that Dr. Preston Burke will be coming back for a guest appearance, I assume this is how Yang with be leaving the show, but I also read some spoilers that a terrorist attack will happen...
So Yang will probably go crazy, Burke confesses his love, and she leaves.
She's also pissed that she didn't win the Harper Avery, she did deserve it!

This Next show just came out, I recorded the episode to check it out and surprisingly I like it a lot, which speaks high volumes once I explain... Black Box

This show just aired last night.
It got to me too, maybe because I often wonder if I too am crazy (deeper roots to my drug addicting bio)but this show was on point.
Dr. Catherine Black is a neuro scientist and works in this huge building/hospital.
We learn that she is also bipolar.
She feels a 'high' when she is off her meds and often chooses to go off them turning into a raging sex machine, wanna be hippie tripping on acid.
Still, it's good.
This episode basically explained her background.
Her mother was also bipolar, and killer herself.
She has a brother who is married to this woman with a stick up her ass...they have a daughter named Esme who you find out is actually Catherines daughter....she gave for adoption.
Catherine is brilliant.
She is super smart, and very good at her job, but goes a little ape shit from time to time.
her boyfriend proposes, but I am sure it wont work out, I mean through out the show she already hooked up with two other men...

Next up, Sunday nights!

Once upon a time

So much is going on right now, I can't even keep up.
Neals death, tragic.
Was not expecting that.
Emma is pretty powerful, and has a lot of magic---she just needs to figure out how to use it.
Zelena needs to go.
I feel horrible for Gold and Belle.
I have no idea how Mary Margret and David will handle this who pregnancy and birth.
Henry is a horrible actor.
Ohh hook. You love Emma, tell her about the creepy lip curse, and that you love her.
Regina and Robin!! I mean finally!!
This show is so off the wall, I have no idea how to really explain...other then I love it.

New show just came out that Austin suggested we watched.
I happened to love it, and he had nightmares...you win some you lose some!

Salem!!!!!

Staring Shane West from A Walk to Remember...
This is tricky tricky....
Salem is obviously based of the Salem witch trials.
John Alden leaves for war, leaving behind his sweet Mary.
Mary is with child, makes a deal with a witch and the devil, and she is now a creepy witch.
Who is the richest woman in town.
John comes home, figures out she is married and wants to run away.
All this witch talk, and he doesn't believe in any of it.
In return his one true love feels she needs to play mind games with him.
I mean come on, eff you for not believing in my powers....
This show is intense.
Pretty graphic and I can't wait for the next episode.

I watch other shows, but these are my number one must right now.
Especially since Walking Dead, and Teen mom are over for now.

Stay tuned, and check them out...see what you think...

Guess I will be the one to say it...

Being a social media creep that I am, I have come to notice things.
Many things.
I notice peoples dry sense of humor, I notice when people 'secretly' make fun of someone, I notice it all.
Sometimes, I even screenshot something you say and send to a friend.
It's a cruel world, this is how it spins.

With that said, a few things I would like to touch up on.
Consider it a favor...


Hashtag #sorry #not #sorry #stop #using #so #many #pointless #hashtags

Seriously, it's out of control.
Blows my mind, when I see it on instagram, especially when you use the same hashtag, but rephrase is.
You don't need a full paragraph of them, we get it, you are totes:
#fit #gettingfit #gymmode #imatthegym #healthyeating #foodprephealthymeals
Get off the gas.
We don't care.
Yes, you may think I am the only one who thinks this, but I'm not.
I promise.

Next on the agenda:
Before and after pictures.
Stop effing sucking in your stomach.
WE all know.
Your shoulders are hunched up, I can see you holding your breath, and sucking in actually makes you look chubbier.
Scouts honor.
If you want to put it ALL out in the open, be real, be honest.

I don't want to buy what you are selling.
You aren't totes hot because you buy all this product or sell it.
I understand some actually enjoy the product, I understand some make good money, and I understand that some of the stuff is pretty awesome.
I love itworks gel on my stretch marks, as well as advocare.
But be real, don't try to tell everyone you lost 'X' amount of weight using some pyramid scheme product when we all know you didn't.



Mom police.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
You women are so mean.
You women are cruel to other moms.
You act as though you are doing the world a service when you call at other moms for:

• Car seats
• Vaccinations
• Religion
• Breast feeding
• Organic food

The list goes on and on, you aren't doing anyone a favor.
You just look like an ass hole mom who tries to make other moms look as though they don't know what they are doing.

Girls with big boobs:
Congrats, I too am in the big boob club.
With that said, have some respect for yourself.
No your seven inches of cleavage doesn't make your eyes look blue.
And we can all tell you really did get ready today, so stop acting like you just rolled out of bed.

I mean YOLO.

Love and other stuff.

Lets start with 'other stuff' today before the love part.

Being a mother of a two year old, you get to watch Disney junior for the majority of your tv time.
You learn the catchy songs, you figure out the characters, and you judge them....

This brings me to my first judgment show:

First thing is first, what is your real name?
Did your parents actually name you Doc?
Who decided that your 'diagnosis' are real?
I haven't even heard some of these illnesses or diagnosis that you come up with, I mean I feel more qualified as a doctor due to my extensive background in Greys Anatomy.
You have also made my son believe that his animals can 'go stuff' they can't. Yes I believe every child should have a vivid imagination, but explain that to a two year old who is pissed because his animals don't really talk to him.
Your mom? No this isn't a your mom joke, but hello we get that its 2014 and women work.
The point is made with the amount of times the mom 'can't clean she has reports', 'oh I can't play I have patients waiting'.
While the dad is food prepping, cleaning the kitchen, or doing laundry.
Looks like he knows his place.


My next show:

 

Mickey Mouse is a Dbag.

He is the definition of it!

He is so self centered.

The whole song is about him, all the decorations are his face, its Mickey Mickey Mickey!

I mean give Donald a chance!

We can all call tootles, but he has to be the one to do it.

Pete is in almost every episode, but he doesn't get to be in the roll call.

All these characters are animals.

Mickey and Minnie are both mice.

Donald and Daisy are ducks.

Goofy and Pluto are dogs.

For some reason though Pluto is the only one who gets treated like an animal?

What the heck?

Where are his rights??

 

Those are really the only shows I don't like.

Sophia is super catchy, and I catch myself watching her when Owen is down for a nap...

Yeah I can admit it.

 

 

Now, I want to get down to love.

Not love making, just sweet love.

 

 

This man right here.
This guy.
Last night we talked and talked about all kinds of things.
As cliché as it may sound I told him he saved me.
Austin is my best friend, I get pissed off at him, I am pushy, but if I had it my way I would have him around all the time.
He makes me laugh harder then anyone.
He is such a great father, an amazing husband.
Last night we talked about a lot, one thing we discussed was him being burnt.
I don't even notice his burns anymore.
I play with his scars or rub them, Owen kisses them, but he never hesitates when they play.
Which is how it should be.
They are scars, a part of his story, a part of who makes him who he is.
He told me someone made a comment about his trach scar.
I was pissed.
I was furious.
You don't walk up to someone who is bald going through chemo and ask why they are bald.
You don't walk up to someone who is a different ethnicity and ask why.
So don't walk up to him and ask him about his scars or why they are there.
Chances are he got burnt, or got a trach put in, it's not a conversation you have with random people.
It's inappropriate, and Austin is the last person in this world who wants someone to look at him different or feel sorry for him.
It's not who he is.
He is many things in this world: a provider, caring, loving, trust worthy, powerful, handsome, strong, tender, forgiving, fatherly, he is more then I could ask for, but don't classify him as helpless or to feel bad for.


Well, that's all I have to say about that.

Please enjoy Owen eating air....

Slept in today.

Yesterday I had my ten week appointment for the twins.
All went well, the doctor gave me a prescription for nausea, and it made me pass out.
I fell asleep around 7 and woke up at 10.
Owen was in the living room laughing at daddy, playing two hours past his bed time...
I couldn't get mad, they left me alone and were happy boys.
Owen has always been on a pretty good schedule though, so in return he woke up close to noon today, with his sheets smelling like pee.

Yaay mommy!! Looks like I will be doing laundry today!
I really wanted today to be a productive day.
I hate clutter, I hate when my house is messy, and I honestly hate when Austin feels the need to pick up.
Yes, I love the help, but that's my job as his wife to give him a clean house.
I have just been so tired.
I have been so lazy.
I have been so sick.
Yes, I am sure y'all are sick of me talking about it too, but I just have to remember to thank God that I am sick, and these babies are growing!

This weekend I am going to make a point to:

• sweep and mop the floors
• get all the laundry done
• dishes
• grocery shopping
• go pick up Easter stuff
• mail off Brylees Easter stuff
• pay bills

I am hoping I get the majority of it done!
Fingers crossed!
I want to get some boxes and start packing things for when we are ready to move, but I'm no over achiever.
I don't know how I will get that list of stuff done, but I know it needs to be done.

Today, I wanted to go eat at Outback, I have been craving cheese fries, hardcore craving!
I also need to cancel our gym membership, my doctor doesn't want me working out since I am high risk, which just means I will have so much more to do when these babies come out!
Last, but not least I wanted to take my sweet boy to see

 

 

He loves kai kais!

(*Kai Kai- my parents have a bird named Kai, so all birds are now kai kais, no I wont correct it, to cute)

 

He also loves going to the movies, and does so well!

So this is a must happen for us!

 

For now, I need to wash the pee sheets.

 



What's up Wednesday Adams...

My father in law is the worlds worst at making fun of people.
My brother in law, and husband have followed in his footsteps.
They have something to say about anyone.
When we went to the UFC fight in Texas, Austin got on to me because I have turned into him...
Ex: buff guy walks by thinking he's a bad ass, 'what's up muscles?' Man wearing tall socks, 'what's up tube socks?'
Legit, they have something to say, with out a care in the world, and it has rubbed off.
We were once at Olive Garden, and my father in law, in a loud voice said, "hey Wednesday!" to a Gothic looking Wednesday Adams.
What can you do?

I never know who reads my blog, until, our long lost friend that lives in Houston calls and wants to know who pissed me off.
He's a good guy.
So, shout out to you and Laina if you read this, we miss ya'll and can't wait to be back in Texas!

I have a doctor appointment tomorrow, no ultrasound until the 23rd.
I really want to see the babies again!
I wonder what she will do, I mean what exactly happens at a ten week appointment?

Um, I can't poop, I barf, I am so tired, I am hungry constantly...yet can barely eat, fix it.

Austin and even Owen have stepped up.
Austin does the majority of, well everything.
When I do laundry, Owen will help change the loads over, as well as put his clothes in the hamper.
He throws his trash away, cleans up his lunch by throwing his plate and utensils in the trash, and lets me know when he's ready for bed.
He has been such a great helper to mommy.

Austin and Owen are watching Life of Pi, and I just want some chick fil a, or a steak, or queso.
#fatgirlstatus

I read a blog post today about forgiveness and what not, and it really hit home.
I often let to many people in my life, as well as let them walk all over me, instead of getting my panties all bunched up, I cut them out.
I really need to learn how to not only forgive those, but forgive myself.
I don't even have my life together, I am still trying to figure it out, it isn't my job to put anyone elses life together.

On another note, I am so ready to go get Easter stuff for Owen and Brylee!
I love holidays.
I love any time of the year I get to go buy things for the kids.
Matching outfits, fun toys, cute baskets, anything I can get them I am all for it.

I love being a mom.
I love doing all I can to put smiles on my kids face.
I love my husband, and I love my true friends.

Blogity blog.

I thought all night what I was going to blog about today.
You see, I am not very interesting.

I am not trying to lose weight at this moment.
I don't sell any weight loss fads, make-up, wraps, or Earth water. What the hell is Earth water?
I thought about posting about the dramatic fight I had this weekend that was dumb, no not interesting.
I thought about posting about people stealing my pins on Pinterest, lame, I sound like an ass hole.
I already wrote about how I got my feelings hurt from people stealing my thunder.
I mean I could go on and on about how GREAT my sweet oj is, or how he uses "shit" in the correct way, thanks Austin.

I feel like it's always the same thing.
Over an Over.
I used to want to be blog famous.
Not something I am proud to admit.
I started this blog, because I wanted too.
I felt like I had things to say that I am to chicken shit to say in real life.

Anytime I try to address anything in my life, it blows up.
I don't like conflict, an I don't like people being rude to me.
You can say I hide behind a keyboard, I don't care.
I especially don't like things being blown out--->I will be outty five thousand in a heart beat.

I have a lot going on in my life right now.
A lot I don't express to my parents, or close friends.
I don't think that everything that happens to me is every ones business.
I try to keep some things between the hubs and I.
I really don't like being judged for the people in my life either.
I choose to see good in people maybe some don't.
I have three people in my life, I can say what I want, express anything, and they don't flip out and get upset.
Other people may not like them, but they haven't done anything to me, so I will choose to love these people.

I am getting so excited about moving to Texas.
We don't have a for sure date, but we are talking to people and looking a houses.
I am so excited to buy our first home.
I am so excited to decorate it.
We will be spending Christmas this year in our new home with a family of six!!

I told my friend Chelsey this weekend that we are already thinking about Christmas stuff!
I know I am crazy, I just am so happy to know we are going to be at a place in our life that we have been praying for.

Austin and I have already decided our theme for our 'shower' and how it will go down, I can't wait.
We aren't going to get a friend of family member to throw it, to much drama.
We aren't going to have a typical shower either.
I know I have weeks to go before then, but we are so happy!

Life is going well for us at this point, and I couldn't feel more blessed.

Today.

Today, today I woke up in a mood...
You could say I woke up Han-GRY

 

 

 

Poor Austin, I don't know how he puts up with me.



Thank God he does though.
These days I wake up starving.
No lie, I feel like death.
I am so hungry, but at the same time I feel like barfing.
This is how I feel All.Damn.Day.
Not hungry, just sick.
No, I am not eating for three, I eat normal like I did before.
I get full fast.
I know I am overweight, but that's not my focus right this second.
Right now my focus is on keeping these babies in me as long as I can.
I have a facebook friend who is also pregnant with twins. I don't know her very well, but boy am I glad I know her a little. Since I have had a miscarriage everything scares me, so when I have a question that I don't want to rush to the doctor I ask her, and she gives me awesome feedback.
Which is great! I don't feel confident enough to go to my doctor yet, I just miss my Texas doctor, can't wait to get back to her.

We have come up with one set of names if its a boy and girl, but that's it.
I have no idea what we will do with two boys or two girls, either way I will just be happy for some healthy babies. We may end up calling them 'A' and 'B' forever.

I have been really tired lately. Doing two loads of laundry I feel drained. Washing the dishes, I feel like I will get sick. So not much has been getting done...well we aren't nasty, Austin has helped a ton with dishes, and I stick with laundry and trying to pick up after Owen....

Owen. This kid.
Right now he uses his hair as a napkin, so he can't miss a bath these days.
He repeats EVERYTHING.
He is so dang smart though I have to give him that.
He sings his ABC's, can count to 20, knows all his body parts, uses big sentences, has awesome manners, and knows who Johnny Cash and Jimmy Fallon is. I mean that's all that matters right?
I really want to start reading to him more.
We sing and laugh, but I want to start doing fun crafts and some reading.
I have to soak up everything from him, he will always be my sweet baby boy.
I can't believe he will be three when the twins get here!
I told Austin if we have any kind of shower for them we have to do it in September because October is his month!!! October is his last month to be my sweet two year old and I want it to be the best!


I probably sound like a nerd, but Owen is the best thing that has ever happened for Austin and I together, next will be our twins, but now I will enjoy my sweet OJ.

Won't be weighing in...

A lot has been going with the Montgomery's...

We went to Texas, spent way to much money.
I was sick the majority of the time.
I was bitchy when I wasn't sick.
What can ya do?

I have been sick, moody, tired, jealous, just so many emotions.
Overwhelming emotions.
Maybe it's because I recently found out I was pregnant?
Or that I am pregnant with twins.
Yes, we will be welcoming two more little gremlins to the family in November!

I honestly just feel so blessed.
I feel as though it couldn't come at a more perfect time in our life.
Owen is growing and so precious, he keeps telling me, "two babies mommy."
Yes sweet boy, two babies.

Austin has been with this company going on three years I believe, and we are finally at a point in our life, that we are looking at buying a home.
In TEXAS!

We are both very happy to be able to settle our family in our hometown roots.

I have been a pain in Austins ass though.
I am worried how chubby I will get.
I am sick ALL DAMNN DAY.
I get so tired so easy.
I am even more anxious, who would have thought.
And people piss me off more, and easier.

Unless you are my friend, and I value your opinion, don't tell me:
to enjoy this time with Owen.
that soon it will be 'double trouble'
how tired I will be
or what Austin and I have in store.
This isn't my first rodeo, I have been pregnant before.
Yes, it will be different because we are expanding by two, but let us enjoy it.
Stealing my thunder isn't appreciated.
Like I said, I have been bitchy.

Also, no, you cant touch my belly when it gets big, nor do I want pictures of it with my stretch marks hanging out.
Thanks for asking though.

I feel these are all valid thoughts that I have been stressed out over, because I don't want to hurt any ones feelings, but I  feel as though no one really takes in consideration of our feelings or space.

I am over the moon excited to see the babies on the tenth again.
I can't wait to see how this all works.
I can't wait for my pinterest dreams to come true.
Austin thinks I am kidding about that, nope.

Instead of focusing on weight loss, I will now be including y'all in the twins, Owens life, and our move when ever it happens.