What's up Wednesday Adams...

My father in law is the worlds worst at making fun of people.
My brother in law, and husband have followed in his footsteps.
They have something to say about anyone.
When we went to the UFC fight in Texas, Austin got on to me because I have turned into him...
Ex: buff guy walks by thinking he's a bad ass, 'what's up muscles?' Man wearing tall socks, 'what's up tube socks?'
Legit, they have something to say, with out a care in the world, and it has rubbed off.
We were once at Olive Garden, and my father in law, in a loud voice said, "hey Wednesday!" to a Gothic looking Wednesday Adams.
What can you do?

I never know who reads my blog, until, our long lost friend that lives in Houston calls and wants to know who pissed me off.
He's a good guy.
So, shout out to you and Laina if you read this, we miss ya'll and can't wait to be back in Texas!

I have a doctor appointment tomorrow, no ultrasound until the 23rd.
I really want to see the babies again!
I wonder what she will do, I mean what exactly happens at a ten week appointment?

Um, I can't poop, I barf, I am so tired, I am hungry constantly...yet can barely eat, fix it.

Austin and even Owen have stepped up.
Austin does the majority of, well everything.
When I do laundry, Owen will help change the loads over, as well as put his clothes in the hamper.
He throws his trash away, cleans up his lunch by throwing his plate and utensils in the trash, and lets me know when he's ready for bed.
He has been such a great helper to mommy.

Austin and Owen are watching Life of Pi, and I just want some chick fil a, or a steak, or queso.
#fatgirlstatus

I read a blog post today about forgiveness and what not, and it really hit home.
I often let to many people in my life, as well as let them walk all over me, instead of getting my panties all bunched up, I cut them out.
I really need to learn how to not only forgive those, but forgive myself.
I don't even have my life together, I am still trying to figure it out, it isn't my job to put anyone elses life together.

On another note, I am so ready to go get Easter stuff for Owen and Brylee!
I love holidays.
I love any time of the year I get to go buy things for the kids.
Matching outfits, fun toys, cute baskets, anything I can get them I am all for it.

I love being a mom.
I love doing all I can to put smiles on my kids face.
I love my husband, and I love my true friends.

Blogity blog.

I thought all night what I was going to blog about today.
You see, I am not very interesting.

I am not trying to lose weight at this moment.
I don't sell any weight loss fads, make-up, wraps, or Earth water. What the hell is Earth water?
I thought about posting about the dramatic fight I had this weekend that was dumb, no not interesting.
I thought about posting about people stealing my pins on Pinterest, lame, I sound like an ass hole.
I already wrote about how I got my feelings hurt from people stealing my thunder.
I mean I could go on and on about how GREAT my sweet oj is, or how he uses "shit" in the correct way, thanks Austin.

I feel like it's always the same thing.
Over an Over.
I used to want to be blog famous.
Not something I am proud to admit.
I started this blog, because I wanted too.
I felt like I had things to say that I am to chicken shit to say in real life.

Anytime I try to address anything in my life, it blows up.
I don't like conflict, an I don't like people being rude to me.
You can say I hide behind a keyboard, I don't care.
I especially don't like things being blown out--->I will be outty five thousand in a heart beat.

I have a lot going on in my life right now.
A lot I don't express to my parents, or close friends.
I don't think that everything that happens to me is every ones business.
I try to keep some things between the hubs and I.
I really don't like being judged for the people in my life either.
I choose to see good in people maybe some don't.
I have three people in my life, I can say what I want, express anything, and they don't flip out and get upset.
Other people may not like them, but they haven't done anything to me, so I will choose to love these people.

I am getting so excited about moving to Texas.
We don't have a for sure date, but we are talking to people and looking a houses.
I am so excited to buy our first home.
I am so excited to decorate it.
We will be spending Christmas this year in our new home with a family of six!!

I told my friend Chelsey this weekend that we are already thinking about Christmas stuff!
I know I am crazy, I just am so happy to know we are going to be at a place in our life that we have been praying for.

Austin and I have already decided our theme for our 'shower' and how it will go down, I can't wait.
We aren't going to get a friend of family member to throw it, to much drama.
We aren't going to have a typical shower either.
I know I have weeks to go before then, but we are so happy!

Life is going well for us at this point, and I couldn't feel more blessed.

Today.

Today, today I woke up in a mood...
You could say I woke up Han-GRY

 

 

 

Poor Austin, I don't know how he puts up with me.



Thank God he does though.
These days I wake up starving.
No lie, I feel like death.
I am so hungry, but at the same time I feel like barfing.
This is how I feel All.Damn.Day.
Not hungry, just sick.
No, I am not eating for three, I eat normal like I did before.
I get full fast.
I know I am overweight, but that's not my focus right this second.
Right now my focus is on keeping these babies in me as long as I can.
I have a facebook friend who is also pregnant with twins. I don't know her very well, but boy am I glad I know her a little. Since I have had a miscarriage everything scares me, so when I have a question that I don't want to rush to the doctor I ask her, and she gives me awesome feedback.
Which is great! I don't feel confident enough to go to my doctor yet, I just miss my Texas doctor, can't wait to get back to her.

We have come up with one set of names if its a boy and girl, but that's it.
I have no idea what we will do with two boys or two girls, either way I will just be happy for some healthy babies. We may end up calling them 'A' and 'B' forever.

I have been really tired lately. Doing two loads of laundry I feel drained. Washing the dishes, I feel like I will get sick. So not much has been getting done...well we aren't nasty, Austin has helped a ton with dishes, and I stick with laundry and trying to pick up after Owen....

Owen. This kid.
Right now he uses his hair as a napkin, so he can't miss a bath these days.
He repeats EVERYTHING.
He is so dang smart though I have to give him that.
He sings his ABC's, can count to 20, knows all his body parts, uses big sentences, has awesome manners, and knows who Johnny Cash and Jimmy Fallon is. I mean that's all that matters right?
I really want to start reading to him more.
We sing and laugh, but I want to start doing fun crafts and some reading.
I have to soak up everything from him, he will always be my sweet baby boy.
I can't believe he will be three when the twins get here!
I told Austin if we have any kind of shower for them we have to do it in September because October is his month!!! October is his last month to be my sweet two year old and I want it to be the best!


I probably sound like a nerd, but Owen is the best thing that has ever happened for Austin and I together, next will be our twins, but now I will enjoy my sweet OJ.

Won't be weighing in...

A lot has been going with the Montgomery's...

We went to Texas, spent way to much money.
I was sick the majority of the time.
I was bitchy when I wasn't sick.
What can ya do?

I have been sick, moody, tired, jealous, just so many emotions.
Overwhelming emotions.
Maybe it's because I recently found out I was pregnant?
Or that I am pregnant with twins.
Yes, we will be welcoming two more little gremlins to the family in November!

I honestly just feel so blessed.
I feel as though it couldn't come at a more perfect time in our life.
Owen is growing and so precious, he keeps telling me, "two babies mommy."
Yes sweet boy, two babies.

Austin has been with this company going on three years I believe, and we are finally at a point in our life, that we are looking at buying a home.
In TEXAS!

We are both very happy to be able to settle our family in our hometown roots.

I have been a pain in Austins ass though.
I am worried how chubby I will get.
I am sick ALL DAMNN DAY.
I get so tired so easy.
I am even more anxious, who would have thought.
And people piss me off more, and easier.

Unless you are my friend, and I value your opinion, don't tell me:
to enjoy this time with Owen.
that soon it will be 'double trouble'
how tired I will be
or what Austin and I have in store.
This isn't my first rodeo, I have been pregnant before.
Yes, it will be different because we are expanding by two, but let us enjoy it.
Stealing my thunder isn't appreciated.
Like I said, I have been bitchy.

Also, no, you cant touch my belly when it gets big, nor do I want pictures of it with my stretch marks hanging out.
Thanks for asking though.

I feel these are all valid thoughts that I have been stressed out over, because I don't want to hurt any ones feelings, but I  feel as though no one really takes in consideration of our feelings or space.

I am over the moon excited to see the babies on the tenth again.
I can't wait to see how this all works.
I can't wait for my pinterest dreams to come true.
Austin thinks I am kidding about that, nope.

Instead of focusing on weight loss, I will now be including y'all in the twins, Owens life, and our move when ever it happens.

Texas

Many reasons I love Texas....

Dollar makes me hollar.

Austin went to the casino yesterday, my honey won some money.
"I wanted to bring you home a surprise, but I figured you would like the cash more."

Well, I mean who doesn't?
Extra money for our sweet vacation!

I ordered some Advocare from my besti, Kaela.You can check her out, or place an order with her anytime.
She's bomb.
I love me some spark, the catalyst, and the carbease.
Spark rocks my socks off, especially right before the gym! I also take the catalyst before the gym, so I can look all buff and lean....
Carbease is my FAVORITE!
I usually only take if when I am planning on eating my weight in food...thirty minutes or so you will crap, that's okay though, you are crapping out those carbs!!

I plan on buying the Chris Powel carb cycling book when we get back from Texas, as well as taking my advocare supplements.
Let's face it, right not isn't my time.

I have definitely hibernated this winter, and I wont lie, I have put on some pounds.
I just got in a funk, and that happens with me a lot.

What can you do?
I haven't ever been a 'all or nothing' girl.
I like to ease into things, and do it my way.
We all know how to eat healthy, drink plenty of water, and exercise...but its a mind game. My mind is crazy, I am controlling, and I have to do it my way or the highway.

I will get tips, pointers, and read other people's success stories too, but instead of following what they did, I take bits and pieces, put them together and do what works best for me.
That's all I can do.
I really need to sit down and make a list of goals that I want to achieve.
I made new years ones and I have followed some of them, but haven't been following my weight loss goals.

I like nice things.
That's what gets me going.
Say I am bratty, whatever.
I treat the hubs well, and he knows if he wants to get my ass moving he has to bribe it.

Here's to after Texas and getting my ish together once again.

Monday, I didn't miss you.

As my family and friends complain about the 20-30 degrees going on in Texas, we woke up to almost six inches of snow.

I tell ya, I will never get used to this.
If Austin ever ask to go on a ski vacation, I may punch him in his throat.
I would be fine, perfectly fine, if I never saw snow again.

I'm sure you can guess, no I didn't make it into the gym, I went a few times last week, and nearly died.
After this vacation, my ass is getting into gear.
For real, and yes, I know I have said that once or twice, maybe even thirty times. This time though, I am going to Texas, and I will get my fix on all things delish. Boy am I happy.
Frescos, check.
Babes, check.
Green Pickle, hells yes check.
Chicken E, you bet your bottom check.
That's whats up buttercup, we miss our family, our friends, and better yet our FOOD!

This week, I have many things to do.
I still need to get mine and Austins things packed.
I want to deep clean the house before we are gone.
I need to get Owens carry on bag ready.
I have a hair appointment on Thursday, that I am kinda having second thoughts on.
Friday, I will do a last minute everything.
Saturday we have Disney on Ice 100 years of Magic! I showed Owen a sneak peek of it on YouTube, and he was so happy! I can't wait to see how excited he gets, and I know Austin can already feel the hole burnt in his pocket of all things Disney I am going to want to get.
Sunday, we make our trip to good ol' Texas!!
Yippee! Owen keeps talking about his: Oma, Popi and Koreeeey. Yes he emphasizes the 'eeee' when he says it.
He talks about everyone else as well, but mostly his 'sissshy', oma, and hooootie.
I am just ready for it all!
We have so much planned, and I know this trip will be well worth it.
If only the lovely O'Quinn's lived in Glen Rose still, that would be the cherry on top to our perfect spring vacation.

I probably wont post much over the next two weeks, but I will be on Instagram, so you can always jump on that to see whats going on in the life of this oilfield wife.